• Compiled strategy guide books for modern indie games, in the style of those books for 1990s and 2000s console games
• Another one of those Superman comics where Superman boxes, but he fights Punch-Out boxers
• Blockstring cheese
• Ys Sports
• 2.5D Chess
• Mortal Kombat Kids, like Virtua Fighter Kids but with digitized child actors
• A remake of Faces...Tris 3 with Good Faces Bot posts
• Famicom Detective Club vs. Butterfield Detective Agency
• A musical RPG in the style of Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure, but with Bollywood musical numbers
• If Koei Tecmo ever manages to make Dead or Alive 7, they'd do well to have stages with stacks of cardboard boxes to throw fighters into. Some of them ought to be filled with packing peanuts or feathers.
• Hollywood Squares where you don't win by making lines, but by making fighting game motions (236, 63214, etc). If you make 6523, your opponent is electrocuted.
• French-Bread vs. FK Digital
• American Gladiators vs. American Ninja Warrior
• Revelation X, a clone of Revolution X and a spiritual successor to Super Noah's Ark 3D
• Old Axe Armor Mode in Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin is a meme. They shoulda made a Persephone Mode. That has a lot more potential. She could even throw daggers as her main subweapon as a half-hearted Touhou reference.
• A Persona based on Pecos Bill
• Elevator Action Hank
• Nanowrimo, for writing software
• When talking about processor speed in MHz, claim that's the metric system and make up an Imperial conversion to confuse the viewers
• Supermarket Sweep with bump combat
• River City Pop
• Techmoan Super Bowl
• Crossover between Speed Racer and The Fast and the Furious
• The grand finals of a fighting game tournament is an iron man match. One round, time limit of 60 minutes, both characters have 100 times normal health, to test the endurance of the players.