THE GREATEST (OR POSSIBLY STUPIDEST) IDEAS OF 2018
- A Hideo Kojima game jam. Make games based on Hideo Kojima himself, not his actual works. Games about him as a person, what you think he’s like in private, the idea of Hideo Kojima, etc.
- A puzzle game about connecting the Pope’s internal organs so he doesn’t leak out: Pope Dream
- A reverse-isekai story, where everyone in another world ends up in ours and one guy goes to the now empty one.
- Sun Chip’s Challenge
- Battle royale based on Smash TV
- Cyberpunk spinoff/reboot of Castlevania
- Dr. Pac-Man
- Time Cubic Zirconia
- Unholy Night Trap
- Cannibal speed-eating competitions
- FMV Underfail-like, with digitized graphics
- Security guard theater
- A Pokémon game set in the United States, in the midst of a national election, so you can Pokémon Go to the polls in the game
- Neutral biotics
- A Touhou game where the spell cards are the card designs from Windows 3.1 Solitaire
- Make the latest AAA boxing game free to play on Boxing Day
- Tide Pod-based cryptocurrency
- A building where the entire floor has moving walkways, because why have them in just one random hallway and not even all of it? But it’s a maze so you have to shift to the right lanes that go the direction you want to go.
- Monster Hunter, but with the monsters replaced with people
- New snack food, Poker Chips - Every bite’s a winner!™
- Competitive data transferring, cURLing
- Versions of “Surfin’ U.S.A.” for countries other than the U.S.A.
- Showtunes for show trials
- Vaping fluid that smells like actual shit, so you can be honest of what you think of the people around you
- Chess Metroidvania
- Les Miserables 2: More Miserables
- Firewalls to protect against life hacks
- Stand-up tragedy
- Nick Barcade
- eScorts
- Soc media
- Mike Tyson’s Punch & Judy
- Laid-Back Camp, but for camping out at midnight releases
- A game that ends with a scene of a castle collapsing in the distance as the hero looks on from a cliff, except there wasn’t a castle at any point in the game
- A JRPG where the only way to earn money is to mine cryptocurrency
- Photoshop, with the sound effects from Mario Paint
- Rebrand Boxing Day as the Purge except you’re just allowed to box anyone you want wherever you want
- Grindr 2: Grind Hardr
- A reverse battle royal game, which starts with 2 players and ends with 100
- Cory In The House Of The Dead
- Steak and Shake Shake
- Battletodds, a video game about Todd Rogers and his two closest confreres fighting to redeem Todd’s name.