THE GREATEST (OR POSSIBLY STUPIDEST) IDEAS OF 2016


  • 4D Printers
  • A sport based on political discourse: Ballitics
  • Participation Championships
  • 999 Hours, 999 Persons, 999 Doors
  • Biomechanical keyboards
  • Nano-mosquitoes that give regular mosquitoes mosquito bites, so they can know how much of a pain they are to us
  • Erotic scripting language, Pythong
  • Skate parks for Segways
  • Start a game company called Trash Co., Ltd. and make nothing but tributes to Treasure games
  • Microsoft Fight Simulator
  • Non-alcoholic cigarettes
  • The next logical step from mustard gas — Mayo gas
  • A game like Game Dev Tycoon that explores the difficulties and politics behind game localizations
  • A Yosemite Sam Gundam
  • A compromise for the “GIF” pronunciation fiasco: Pronounce it as an initialism — G.I.F.
  • Martial art museums
  • Pokémon GOP
  • Vocaloids of historical voice synthesis chips
  • A classic Mega Man game where the entire stage is in one screen, like Castlevania: Harmony of Despair
  • Twitch Builds A Banking Website
  • A crowdfunded documentary to convince everyone that I’m not dead